Much effort!

I received an email from Alvan this morning and I couldn't resist the temptation to post it here, so that everyone can also enjoy a moment of comic relief.

This was what I received in the body copy:

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he he, did I mention to you yest I much effort? when I reach home, I parked under the big tree tinking tat leaves and branches are easier to remove rather than sap…after tat when I back from jogging, went to take a look at the car, WOW, big tree oso got sap (OMG)…then I went back home get car key drove ard the car park, finally found a lot whereby the small tree branches will cover abt less than half of the car, so decided to take it. Then hor, when I walking back to the lift, saw tis car leaving a PRECIOUS LOT, I run back to the car, sped to the lot, in a way got snatch with another car which juz came in, hahahahaha


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Please pardon Alvan for his command of English language here. I didn't want to edit as it would lose much of the funny element. In case one misunderstands the last portion of his email, Alvan actually meant that HE snatched the PRECIOUS LOT from another car that just drove into the car park.


In short, Alvan never fails to entertain me with the darnest things that he is capable of doing.